The Moritz Family

Moritz Family: Jeremy & Christine, Angel, Tony, Harmony, Charity, Chase, and Symphony

The Moritz Family

Quotes from the Kids

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Quotes From The Kids!

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Tony: When I grow up, I need to buy taxes.

Jeremy: Oh, you do?

Tony: Yeah, I need to buy some taxes when I get bigger.
    ~August 2009 [Tony: 3 years old]

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Christine: Sometimes when people grow older, they get cataracts.

Angel: What are cataracts?

Tony: Like "Cataract Meshack and Abednego."
    ~August 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Mommy: (reading a book) "Feel the soft curtain..."
(angel feels the curtain)

Angel: Mommy it feels just like your curtains! Except, it's not dusty.
    ~August 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel: I think canadian geese are boy geese and regular geese are girl geese.
    ~August 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Jeremy: Look at how big that tree is, Tony.

Tony: Wow!! It's ONE FEET TALL!!

Jeremy: It's... one feet tall?

Tony: Yeah... but it's not bigger than God.
    ~July 2009 [Tony: 3 years old]

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Angel: Hey Daddy! Do you know what has a lot of caffeine?

Jeremy: What?

Angel: Chicken pop!!

Christine: ...she means Rooster Booster.
    ~July 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel (viewing a multi-part investment illustration on a legal pad): Who drew this?

Jeremy: Levi. (financial planner)

Angel: It looks like Whoville.
    ~July 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Tony: Daddy's the biggest.

Angel: And I'm the mediumest.
    ~July 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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(After Tony dropped his corndog on the floor)

Jeremy: Tony, you dropped your corndog. Please pick it up.

Tony: I didn't dropped it.

Jeremy: Then how did it end up on the floor?

Tony: It just... dropped it by itself.
    ~July 2009 [Tony: 3 years old]

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Tony: sorry angel.

Angel: say i'm sorry like you mean it.

Tony: (grinning) i'm sorry like you mean it.
    ~June 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Angel: Since it's Father's day, maybe daddy, Tony, and I could go do something together.

Tony: Yeah, and mommy can go do something by herself.
    ~June 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Jeremy: I could make sausage and eggs for breakfast.

Angel: I don't like sausage, dad. I tried it when I was two, and I said "Bleh!"
    ~June 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel: Your gum is sour.

Tony: My gum's not sour. It's really really really REALLY sour!
    ~May 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Angel: Want me to make up a story?

Tony: Nope.

Angel: Okay. Then I'll just make up a story all by myself and tell it to myself, and you won't get to hear the exciting part of my story.
    ~May 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Angel (as Harmony clasps her hands together): Look! Harmony's praying!

Daddy: She's praying "Thank you, God, for my loving family."

Angel (as Harmony stuffs her hands into her mouth): And now she's praying "Thank you, God, for my fingers that I can eat them!"
    ~May 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Harmony: 3 months old]

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Angel: I have to go potty really bad!

Tony: do you want to potty on a tree like I pottied on a tree?
    ~May 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Angel: Daddy, Daddy, flies bite you!

Tony: Yeah! And ladybugs tickle you!
    ~May 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Daddy: What does Daddy do at work now?

Angel: Sell Insurance!

Daddy: That's right! Do you want to buy some Insurance?

Angel: No! I want to sell insurance with you!
    ~May 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel: Alley cats are cats without a home... kinda like alley cows and alley zebras.
    ~May 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Tony: I won't play with you ever again.

Angel: Every time we say that to each other, in the morning we play together. So it never comes true.
    ~April 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Tony: I can drive! I'm three-and-a-half!

Angel: Three-and-a-half-year-olds can't drive...But if you're a grown-up and you're three-and-a-half, then you can drive.
    ~March 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Tony: Stand up and fight!

Mommy (assuming battle-ready position with foam sword): En garde!

Tony: No you're not a guard; I'm a guard!
    ~March 2009 [Tony: 3 years old]

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(While we were in the process of admonishing Angel not to be a picky eater, Tony chimed in with this bit of wisdom:)

Tony: "When you pick your nose, it means you're a picky eater."
    ~March 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Angel: why are you here, Robbie?

Robbie: I came for a haircut.

Angel: Oh yeah, 'cuz your hair looks like girl hair.
    ~February 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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(Angel, dressed like a princess with her tiara and formal gown, approaches Jeremy and gives a grand curtsey.)

Jeremy: Hello, beautiful Angel.

Angel (with poise and elegance): Hello father.

Jeremy: May I have a hug?

Angel: Of course, father. (gives hug) The royal king always gets a hug from his daughter.

Jeremy: Why thank you, Princess Angel.

Angel (still elegantly): I'm killing buffaloes for food.
    ~February 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel: Daddy, you have big muscles. If Satan came here, you would beat him up.
    ~February 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel (praying): Dear God, please help Daddy to do what's right. And I pray for my family that I won't do wrong like they do.
    ~January 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel: (speaking to Tony) Do you want me to read you a Bible story? Ok! (opens Bible) "Chapter 2: If your parents tell you to do something, then fall asleep."
    ~January 2009 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 3 years old]

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Angel answered my phone at work when I wasn't paying attention and talked to the customer for 2 minutes. After hanging up, I talked to her [again] about not answering the work phone. After this, to reinforce it, I asked...

Jeremy: "So, Angel, the next time the work phone rings, are you going to answer it?"

Angel: "Um... Umm... umm... probably not the next time."
    ~January 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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(Tony accidentally bumps into Christine's stomach while she's 8-months pregnant with Harmony)

Jeremy: Tony, you weren't being careful. Rub mommy's tummy and tell Harmony you're sorry.

Tony (rubbing Christine's tummy): Sorry... Harmony didn't say "I forgive you"!
    ~January 2009 [Tony: 3 years old, Harmony: -4 weeks old]

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Angel: I think we should have 5 kids. But not 7. That's too much.

Jeremy: Why is that?

Angel: Because 7 kids is almost 100.
    ~January 2009 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel: My mommy's gonna have a baby.
Stranger: Oh, that's great.

Angel: We're gonna name her Harmony.
Stranger: That's a very pretty name. What's Harmony's middle name?

Angel: We're still working on the middle name.
    ~December 2008 [Angel: 4 years old, Harmony: -1 month old]

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Angel (fervently trying to delay her spanking): Mommy! I have a question!

Christine: No more questions, Angel. You're stalling. You may ask one more question, then you're getting your spanking.

Angel: Okay... this is going to be a really long question.
    ~December 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel's bad dream:
"I had a bad dream last night. Mimi was in the dream. She was really nice,
but she was... well... kinda mean because she didn't give me something, and
I really wanted it. I wanted something new, and I thought that Mimi's thing
was not new, so I didn't want it, but then I found out it was new, so I
wanted it, but Mimi didn't give it to me. I tried to talk to mommy, but she
was too busy playing cards, so i couldn't get her attention."
    ~December 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Mindy: And guess how old I will be on my birthday!

Angel: Uhh, twelve?

Andrew: No. Older than that.

Angel: Thirteen?

Andrew: No.

Angel: Fourteen?

Andrew: no, she's way older than that.

Angel: Sixteen?

Andrew No.

Angel: Seventeen?

Andrew: No.

Angel: Fifteen?

Andrew: No. I'll give you a hint. It's 2 and 2. What age is that?

Angel: Oh!!! Four!
    ~December 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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(after Barack Obama won the national election for US President over John McCain):

Angel: I think I'm gonna cry.

Jeremy: Why is that, sweetheart?

Angel: I have a fever, and a headache, and it's coming down into my eye and making me really sad for John McCain.
    ~November 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Andrew (8 years old, at a Halloween costume party): Look! There's Hannah Montana!

Angel: Daddy, is that the REAL Hannah Montana?

Daddy: No, that's a girl in a costume.

Andrew: If she were the real Hannah Montana, she'd be in Montana.
    ~October 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel (while crying in Jeremy's arms after being given a spanking): Daddy, I want you to be in charge of the spankings.

Jeremy: Why is that, sweetheart?

Angel: Because your spankings are better.

Jeremy: What makes them better?

Angel (still crying): You spank really hard; that's what makes them better.
    ~October 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Tony "flies" into the room wearing his Superman pajamas

Jeremy: Hi, Tony!

Tony: I'm Superman!... Superman is wet!
    ~October 2008 [Tony: 2 years 9 months old]

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Tony (running down the hall): I got Daddy's phone!

Angel: Tony's got your phone, Daddy!

Jeremy: Will you go get it for me, Angel?

Angel: I don't think I can. That little squirt is being so fast.
    ~October 2008 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 2 years 9 months old]