The Moritz Family

Moritz Family: Jeremy & Christine, Angel, Tony, Harmony, Charity, Chase, and Symphony

The Moritz Family

Quotes from the Kids

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Quotes From The Kids!

Currently showing quotes in order by date.

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Chase: I have big muscles cuz I ate so many blueberries!

Charity: No, Chase, blueberries make your muscles go down. That's the only thing I don't like about blueberries.
    ~September 2016 [Charity: 6 years old, Chase: 4 years old]

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Harmony: mom, How come whenever a house is for sale, there's a sign in the yard with the wife's face on it?
    ~September 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Mommy: Chase, you need to be more careful! Now that you are four, your punches hurt!

Chase: Actually when I'm four, they didn't hurt, but then they started to hurt cuz I ate too many blueberries.
    ~September 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Daddy (after Charity shows off her ability to nearly do the splits): That's great, Charity! Did you learn that in dance class?

Charity: Nope, I just figured it out!
    ~September 2016 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Dad, why do you look like Andrew?

Dad: Like Andrew?

Harmony: Your shirt and your pants! They totally look like Andrew! Andrew would SO wear that!
    ~August 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony: How do space people take pictures out in space? There's no internet!
    ~August 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony: Dad, you are getting so tall! Pretty soon you won't be able to fit through that door!
    ~August 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony: Dad, whenever you make quotes about me, I always walk up to you with a funny face like this. (makes funny face)
(Dad dictates this quote into his phone)

Harmony: What?! You mean that's ALSO a quote?!
    ~August 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Mom: We don't buy waffles very often because it gets syrup on the table.

Harmony: ...Says the girl who just bought a box of 42 waffles.
    ~August 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Christine (after Chase attempts to pull on the top of her swimsuit): Chase you can't pull on my swimsuit.

Chase: That's not your swimsuit, Mommy. Those are your floaties.
    ~August 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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(Chase came downstairs while all the other kids are still sleeping)

Christine: Chase, are you the only one awake?

Chase: No, Mom, you're awake.
    ~August 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Chase: There's geese on the road! They like to walk on the road and when cars try to smash 'em, they fly and then walk.
    ~August 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Charity: mommy, I'm glad that you married to daddy because he likes to play Pikmin and I like Pikmin, too.
    ~August 2016 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Mom: (after Harmony wouldn't stop talking about something) Harmony, you need to learn when to drop stuff.

Charity: I drop stuff all the time! Especially heavy stuff.
    ~July 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old, Charity: 6 years old]

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Chase: Do you know why it's called "pizza"?

Mom: No. Why is it called that?

Chase: Because it has pee in it, and it comes from a pizza tree!
    ~July 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Chase (while all of us are looking around the house for Chase's other shoe): My other shoe is in the basement bathroom in the shower?

Daddy: It is?

Chase: Yes.

Daddy (after going all the way down to the basement bathroom): Chase, there was nothing in the basement shower! What made you even suspect it would be there?!

Chase: I said "I THINK"!
    ~July 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Charity: Dad, what you want most for us is to not kill people... But killing bad guys is fine... But if we killed, like, actual PEOPLE, that would be reeeeally bad. You'd probably give us like 10 spankings. Or 100.
    ~July 2016 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Harmony: I made a new friend at church today! We have a LOT in common: She's loud! Me too!
    ~July 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Mom: Okay, Harmony, now that you're sick, you can't share with anyone.

Harmony: Don't worry, I never do.
    ~July 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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(Chase and Charity suddenly decided Dr. Joey would be holding a birthday party and would be inviting us. This was after several minutes of discussion):

Chase: and he will have a cake with a number 6 on it.

Charity: yeah! Cause he's 6!

Chase: he's not 6! He's 81!

Mommy: I don't think he's 81.

Chase: oh you're right. He's 98!

Charity: he's not 98!! He would be dead!

Chase: You won't die if you're 98. Only when you're 100.
    ~July 2016 [Charity: 6 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Chase (responding to Harmony's speaking with a childish voice): Harmy, you're talking 3 and you're 7!
    ~July 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Harmony: I'm gonna make a great President. That's something I really want to be. Or the city's like complete ruler. Something like that.
    ~June 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Charity: Do you know why it's called a cherry-limeade? Because it has a cherry and a lime and it's made!
    ~June 2016 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Daddy: At my office building, there are 1000 people who work there!

Chase: That's more than infinity!
    ~June 2016 [Chase: 3 years old]

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Harmony: I know why they're called tornadoes!
Grandmary: Why's that?

Harmony: Because the first one tore everything down and was in ... What's a town that ends in "-ado"?

Mom: El Dorado?

Harmony: Yeah! It was in El Dorado!
    ~June 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Charity: We can't find the controllers.

Chase: I know where they are!

Charity: Where are they?

Chase: We have to look all around the house. That's where they are!
    ~June 2016 [Charity: 5 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Chase (seeing a fancy cream-stuff cookie sandwich): Charity! O-M-G! Look at this!
    ~May 2016 [Charity: 5 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Chase (hopping into a brand-new car with a new car smell): This car smells yucky!

Daddy: I think it smells pretty good!

Chase: Yeah it smells pretty good and it smells yucky.
    ~April 2016 [Chase: 3 years old]

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Harmony (thinking of a gift for Mimi's birthday): You know what Mimi would LOVE? A bear with a HEART!
    ~April 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony: Mom would like a picture of me in this dress

Grandpa: Sure! (takes pic, shows to Harmony)- is that all right?

Harmony (in a breathless whisper): It's adorable!
    ~April 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony: I'm gonna share a room with Angel! I can't WAIT to play with Angel's friends when they come over!

Dad: Harmony, just because you share a room doesn't mean Angel and her friends won't have any privacy. If they want to play together in the room then we will ask you to give them their space.

Harmony: What if I want to take a nap?

Dad: Then you can take a nap in the room. But you don't want to take naps very often.

Harmony: Yeah. I hate naps!
    ~April 2016 [Angel: 11 years old, Harmony: 7 years old]

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Charity (sadly): The babysitter was very rude to me when I was bouncing on the trampoline.

Dad: Oh, she was?

Charity: Yeah. She commanded me to do what ever she said. She commanded me to do all the motions on Simon Says and she commanded me to do all the motions in Red Light Green Light.
    ~April 2016 [Charity: 5 years old]

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Daddy (talking to Harmony on the phone): When you get home, Harmony, give me a call because I want you to do something that's top secret for Mommy's birthday!

Harmony (squeals with delight): Mommy! Can we turn the car around and go back home??

Mommy: Not till after lunch.

Harmony: But I really want to do the top secret thing!
    ~March 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Daddy: Charity! I think Robbie's coming to the exotic animals party! And he knows a LOT about Animals!

Charity: I think I know a lot about animals. I watched Sophia the First.

Daddy: Oh does Sophia know much about animals?

Charity: Yeah, she has an amliet that can talk to animals!
    ~February 2016 [Charity: 5 years old]

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Harmony: Daddy, is it okay for mommy to see your underwear?

Dad: Of course!

Harmony: That's inappropriate!

Dad: No it's not! We're married!

Harmony: It's still really creepy!
    ~February 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony's black Sunday school teacher: So Jesus tells us in Matthew that sometimes we will be persecuted for our beliefs.

Harmony (who has recently been learning in school about Harriet Tubman and the underground railroad): And BLACK PEOPLE get persecuted ALL THE TIME!!
    ~February 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Robbie: Charity, I will be going to Japan next month and I will be gone for a whole year.

Charity: Ohh...

Robbie: I am going to miss you.

Charity: Well, get me some candy.
    ~February 2016 [Charity: 5 years old]

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Chase (reading name on Tony's and his room): T-O-N-Y. That spells me!
    ~February 2016 [Tony: 10 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Harmony (swimming with her friend): Dad, I have this great game with Sarah, and ONLY with Sarah. It's called "Splash Sarah in the Face, and Sometimes She Splashes Me Back"!
    ~January 2016 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Uncle Andrew (after trying in vain for a long time to guess Harmony's word in a game of Hangman): "JAEM? That's not even a word....what word were you thinking of? "

Harmony (after trying to figure out what she meant by JAEM, finally says): I don't even know WHAT word I was trying to spell!
    ~January 2016 [Harmony: 6 years old]