The Moritz Family

Moritz Family: Jeremy & Christine, Angel, Tony, Harmony, Charity, Chase, and Symphony

The Moritz Family

Quotes from the Kids

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Quotes From The Kids!

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Daddy: Wow, Charity, you have ANOTHER wiggly tooth?!

Charity: Yep! I'm a losing teeth maniac!
    ~May 2017 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Here's how you know if a baby is a boy or girl: Look at their butt.
    ~May 2017 [Harmony: 8 years old]

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Mommy: When Zelda: Majora's Mask came out, those graphics were cutting edge.

Harmony: What is "cutting edge"?

Tony: It means they cut all the edges so everything looks really rectangular.
    ~April 2017 [Tony: 11 years old, Harmony: 8 years old]

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Charity: Dad, what is this?

Dad: That is my Bluetooth earpiece.

Chase: Oh! I thought it was a blue EAR earpiece!
    ~April 2017 [Charity: 6 years old, Chase: 4 years old]

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Chase: Noodles are actually dead worms that turned into noodles.

Mommy: Where did you hear that Chase?

Chase: From God.
    ~April 2017 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Mommy: Your class ends at 6:00. I'm going to run an errand and be right back. If I'm not back here by 6:10, what do you do?

Charity: Cry!
    ~April 2017 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Chase: I am the toughest because I get the most boo-boos. That's what makes me the toughest. And Tony gets the most bug bites.
    ~April 2017 [Tony: 11 years old, Chase: 4 years old]

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Lady: Harmony your whole family is so talented!

Harmony: Yeah, I even sing in the shower!
    ~March 2017 [Harmony: 8 years old]

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Charity: I think they're called Lucky Charms because if you're lucky, you'll get a marshmallow.
    ~March 2017 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Mom: Tomorrow we need to get up to go to Bible study.

Chase: What is the other name for it? Da-Rocket?

Mom: Discipleship?

Chase: Yeah that's it.
    ~March 2017 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Dad: Grandpa's new theater is called "Dramatic Impact Theater and Event Center" or "DITEC" for short!

Harmony: I don't like "DITEC". It sounds like TECH--like computer tech--for killing people.
    ~March 2017 [Harmony: 8 years old]

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Charity: Mom, you never get hurt because you drink coffee.
    ~March 2017 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Mommy: Tony, you're eleven years old! You should know you have to change your underwear every day! Even Chase changes his underwear every day!

Chase: It's like I'M eleven!
    ~March 2017 [Tony: 11 years old, Chase: 4 years old]

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Chase: There are more McDonald's up in heaven. The heaven McDonald's are the best! They have waffles AND pancakes!
    ~February 2017 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Harmony: Apparently Trump is President now.

Angel: Wow Harmony! Where did you learn that?

Harmony: My friend Brooklyn told me.

Angel: How did Brooklyn find out?

Harmony: I don't know. Some show she watches. I always forget the name.

Angel: The News?

Harmony: Yeah, that's it!
    ~February 2017 [Angel: 12 years old, Harmony: 8 years old]

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Charity: Mom, why do you call it pot roast? That's too hard for me to figure out what it is. How about you call it meat?
    ~February 2017 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Chase: Mom, will you get me some ice cream?

Mom: Sure! (Gets ice cream)

Chase: Moooom! That's not a lot of ice cream!!

Mom: How about you try, "Thanks, Mom, for getting me ice cream."?

Chase: Thanks, Mom, for getting me a LITTLE ice cream.
    ~February 2017 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Daddy: Chase, don't go in there unless it is an emergency like if somebody got really hurt.

Chase: Yeah or if someone's toy got broke!
    ~February 2017 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Harmony (comes up to dad after he's been sitting down for just 30 seconds of a song at the Daddy Daughter Dance): Are you done dancing for the night?

Daddy: No I'm just tired. Need to sit out for a bit.

Harmony: You're REALLY sweaty. You need to take a shower when you get home.
    ~February 2017 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Mommy: I'm an extrovert, so I get energy from being around people. Daddy is an introvert. He gets energy from being alone.

Harmony: I get energy no matter what!
    ~February 2017 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Dad: Chase, you're a great kid.

Chase: Yeah. And I am expensive.

Dad: You're expensive, huh? How much do you cost?

Chase: Six dollars and one penny.
    ~January 2017 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Chase (seeing his breath on a winter day): Dad, I really like cold. Because cold gives you air!
    ~January 2017 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Angel: If mommy is not able to get pregnant, then we'll try to adopt a baby. Do you know what adoption is?

Charity: It's like getting one from the store?
    ~January 2017 [Angel: 12 years old, Charity: 6 years old]

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Mommy: I can eat as many fries as I want because I paid for it.

Harmony: Actually dad did.

Mommy: Well yeah kinda. It's our money. We're a team.

Harmony: Oh right. Dad makes it. You spend it.
    ~January 2017 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony: Mom, when can we have another play date with John?

Mom: I'm not sure, Harmony.

Harmony: Man, long-distance relationships are hard.
    ~January 2017 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Mimi: Baby Erick sure enjoyed playing with you, Harmony!

Harmony: Yeah, he loves flattering with the ladies.
    ~January 2017 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Dad: Now that it's Tony's birthday, let's all say something we really like and appreciate about Tony!

Harmony: I'm really glad that Tony has changed because one time he put me really close to the stairs and almost pushed me down the stairs in a box!
    ~January 2017 [Tony: 11 years old, Harmony: 7 years old]

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Christine: Chase, I'm glad you're so good about drinking water.

Chase: Yeah, it's 'cause it replenishes your hearts!
    ~December 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Chase (while playing Ticket to Ride): what city is this?

Mom: That's Dallas.

Chase: Oh yeah, Dallas. That's where Jesus lives.
    ~December 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Harmony: I miss going to IKEA and playing on the furniture.

Charity: Yeah me too. Especially the beds.

Harmony: ...and the kitchens.
    ~December 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old, Charity: 6 years old]

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Chase: Mom took me out to get a cookie!

Charity: She did?

Chase: Yeah! And the cookie girl gave me TWO cookies so I could eat both!
    ~December 2016 [Charity: 6 years old, Chase: 4 years old]

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Chase (praying): ... and, God, please let Aunt Megan and the baby being safe. Amen"

Dad: Thanks, Chase! And just so you know, Aunt Megan's baby is doing great!

Chase: Awesome! Every time I pray for him, he bes doing great.
    ~December 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Daddy: Back in the olden days, do you know what we had to do to make the window go up and down?

Charity: You had to press a button!

Mommy: Nope! We didn't have window buttons.

Harmony: You had to press an auto-button?

Daddy: Nope!

Charity: Press a lever?

Mommy: Nope!

Harmony: Voice command??!
    ~November 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old, Charity: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Mom, when was Tom Sawyer written?

Mommy: (check google) 1876.

Harmony: Whoa! So not even GrandMary was born yet??
    ~October 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Charity: Soon I will be 60 years old. But not for a very long time.
    ~October 2016 [Charity: 6 years old]

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Harmony: What is this stuff on your sink, Daddy?

Daddy: I don't know. Mommy sometimes puts stuff on my sink, and I don't know what it is.

Harmony: You should write a note on her mirror that says "Mommy, please don't put your stuff on my sink."

Daddy: I wouldn't write that. That would be rude. If I were going to write a note on the mirror, I would write "I love you so much, and you are the best wife in the whole wide world!"

Harmony: "... But please don't put your stuff on my sink anymore."
    ~October 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Chase: this is your house and mom's house because you paid for it and Sarah's grandpa made it in the shop! It took for a long time to make it, like a whole day.
    ~October 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]

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Christine: Harmony, you have to obey me.

Chase: Yeah, because you're the boss.

Christine: That's right, Chase.

Chase: And 'cuz Dad's not here.
    ~October 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old, Chase: 4 years old]

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Dad: Do you girls know what IHOP stands for?

Harmony: One of the letters stands for "House of Pancakes"

Dad: Which letter is that?

Charity: The "H" and the "P"!

Dad: Very good! Do you know what the "O" stands for?

Harmony: Um...

Charity: Uh...

Harmony: We don't know.

Charity: But I think the "I" just stands for "I".
    ~October 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old, Charity: 6 years old]

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Chase (calling from inside the bathroom): Guys! I'm going poop! And I'm Chase!
    ~October 2016 [Chase: 4 years old]