The Moritz Family

Moritz Family: Jeremy & Christine, Angel, Tony, Harmony, Charity, Chase, and Symphony

The Moritz Family

Quotes from the Kids

Quotes From The Kids!

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Currently showing quotes in order by date.

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Dad: Little Mermaid has many great songs in it like "Under the Sea", "Part of that World", "Kiss the Girl"...

Charity: Yeah, and that one song where she's like (fake crying voice) "Oh my gosh, I want more stuff!!"
    ~March 2022 [Charity: 11 years old]

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Symphony: Dad, why is light in the rainbow?

Dad: Well, sweetie, it’s because God made light to have all the colors of the rainbow in it!

Symphony: Yeah, but why is it IN the rainbow?

Dad: Well you see—

Symphony: I’ll sing the rainbow song real quick. (Sings a song about rainbows)
    ~February 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Chase: if you are on the keto diet AND the vegan diet, all you can eat are avocados and water!
    ~February 2022 [Chase: 9 years old]

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Symphony: I wish i had a little pretend computer that's red and can turn on and has lights and also has magic that can give me a present... yeah, i want a magic one.
    ~February 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony (playing a solo game and announcing everything that happens in real-time): I’m in this freaking elevator, and I don’t know how to get out!...Hmm...Oh, wait...it’s just a elevator. It’s not freaking; I shouldn’t say that.
    ~January 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Christine: Hi Symphony! How was your nap?

Symphony: I didn’t take a nap!

Christine: …Uh, yes you did. You fell asleep on my chair.

Symphony: No, I didn’t! I just laid down and closed my eyes and played games. I was awake the whole time!

Christine: Well you “laid down and closed your eyes” for a whole hour after the TV was turned off.
    ~January 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: When I grow up I want to be an astronaut! Then I can fly in a spaceship to Heaven and see Jesus!
    ~January 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Charity: I need to use the bathroom.

Symphony: Oh yeah, me too! (Runs past Charity to get to the bathroom) Charity, you can wait your turn.
    ~December 2021 [Charity: 11 years old, Symphony: 4 years old]

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Cashier: Happy New Year!

Symphony: What?! "Happy New Year??" I thought it was Monday!
    ~December 2021 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: Daddy guess what! Santa came to my school today!

Dad: Wow! Did you get to say "Hi" to him?

Symphony: No, I just asked him for presents.
    ~December 2021 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Mom: Wow! Symphony you are so strong!

Symphony: Yeah, it’s because I ate broccoli at school yesterday.
    ~December 2021 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: When is my next birthday?

Mom: In one year. And my birthday is in three months.

Symphony: Wait, WHAT?! But you’re a grownup! Grownups don’t have birthdays!!
    ~December 2021 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: I love Tony.

Angel: That makes two of us.

Symphony: Yeah—wait, WHAT?! Tony doesn't make us! GOD makes us!!
    ~November 2021 [Angel: 17 years old, Tony: 15 years old, Symphony: 4 years old]

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Chase: The rain is when God spills a cup of water.

Charity: Yeah, and the thunder is the angels stomping down the hallway to find the paper towels.
    ~November 2021 [Charity: 11 years old, Chase: 9 years old]

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Symphony: I have a sister named Harmony.
Teacher: Oh, and how old is Harmony?

Symphony: Hmmm... i'm not sure, but i could give you an uneducated guess.
Teacher: Uneducated huh? What do you mean?

Symphony: Oh... that means i haven't learned it yet.
    ~October 2021 [Harmony: 12 years old, Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony (holding a penny near the Amazon Echo Dot): Alexa, what kind of coin is this?
Amazon Echo Dot: Here's something I found on the web...

Symphony (holding the penny closer to the machine, shouting): No! Alexa, WHAT KIND OF COIN IS THIS?!
    ~October 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Dad: Symphony, you need to stop interrupting mommy.

Symphony: I just want to talk with you!

Dad: I've spent lots of time with you today. Now it's mommy's turn. You can sit here quietly and listen, but mommy will do the talking.

Symphony: Yeah. And I'll do the other talking.
    ~October 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony: In my dream, there were THREE AMINALS! A bear, a lion and a tiger!

Dad: Wow, that sounds like a cool dream!

Symphony: No, that was a MEAN dream!

Dad: Oh a mean dream.

Symphony: Yeah, and they were in a cave. And i was sleeping in their cave, and they will thought that I was for breakfast! Heeheehee!
    ~October 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony: When i was at Kaori's house, a chicken bit my finger!

Dad: Oh dear!

Symphony: And mommy said my finger was a SNACK!

Dad: She did?!

Symphony: Yeah! But it's not a snack! That's gross!
    ~October 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony: Dad! The campfire will start soon!

Dad: Wow, really?!

Symphony: Yep! And we're also having chocolate and marshmallow sandwiches.

Dad: Oh chocolate and marshmallow sandwiches? That sounds good.

Symphony: Yeah, there's two graham crackers at the bottom, and you can also eat 'em!
    ~October 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Chase: Dad, all of our game controllers are lost.

Dad: Did you check the left drawer of the entertainment system? Because that's where I put the controllers last night.

Chase: No, I was only checking the middle drawer.
    ~September 2021 [Chase: 9 years old]

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Symphony: Daddy! Last night, I had a DREAM!

Daddy: Wow!

Symphony: Yeah, it was just a little bit of a dream, and then i woke up.

Daddy: What was your dream about?

Symphony: Oh... it was just about me.
    ~September 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony (at 8am): I got LOTS of school stuff to do today!

Dad: Oh you do?

Symphony: Yeah! I need to take a nap...
and... it'll be gametime soon...
and I do my chores...
and I'll draw.

Dad: Wow, that's a lot of work!

Symphony. Yeah, Charity needs me to take a nap and play with me and still be Spider-man.
    ~August 2021 [Charity: 11 years old, Symphony: 3 years old]

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Chase: It feels like pigs and chickens are the main animals we hunt down.
    ~August 2021 [Chase: 9 years old]

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Chase: I haven’t had lunch yet, but I think I want to skip lunch so that for dinner I will be hungry enough to eat a whole package of Ramen noodles.
    ~July 2021 [Chase: 8 years old]

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Symphony: I can walk with bare-walking feet! Daddy, did you know that bears walk with bare-walking feet?
    ~July 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony (looking at the box art for DC Superhero Girls video game): Wow! This game gots LOTS of trick-or-treaters!
    ~June 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Angel: Tony, Lainey, and I are about to watch a movie called “Catch the Light”.
Me: Cool, I haven’t heard of that one.

Angel: Yeah, well it starts with a Bible verse…so I’m pretty hyped. ??
    ~June 2021 [Angel: 16 years old, Tony: 15 years old]

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Angel: Dad, Chase is most definitely your son. I asked him this morning if he needed help with his sandals, and he said “Yeah, I might, but I should definitely do the parts I can do myself first.”
    ~June 2021 [Angel: 16 years old, Chase: 8 years old]

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Daddy: Mommy and Daddy love each other.

Symphony: Yeah… I love each other too.
    ~June 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Dad: How was Worlds of Fun?

Charity: Worlds of Fun? I only know “Lines and Nauseousness.”
    ~May 2021 [Charity: 10 years old]

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Angel: It’s Star Wars Day! “May the 4th be with you!”

Dad: I don’t think Chase understands that reference.

Chase: Yeah, I only know “JULY the 4th be with you.”
    ~May 2021 [Angel: 16 years old, Chase: 8 years old]

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Harmony: This morning, Symphony pulled all of my blankets and sheets off my bed while I was sleeping!

Christine: Symphony, don't pull off Harmony's blankets while she's trying to sleep. That's mean!

Symphony: Well... it's a yittle bit funny...

Christine: Okay, yes it is a little bit funny.
    ~April 2021 [Harmony: 12 years old, Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony: Can i have a drink of your pop?

Harmony: Sure! (Symphony takes a big drink from the straw) ... Okay, Symphony, can I have another drink now?

Symphony: No... I'm sick.
    ~April 2021 [Harmony: 12 years old, Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony: Mom can I have some coffee?

Mom: No, coffee is for grown ups.

Symphony: Well then can I watch Veggie Tales? Veggie Tales is for kids!
    ~April 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Chase (as if telling a riddle): Hey Dad, what does a giraffe say?

Dad: I don’t know, Chase. What DOES a giraffe say?

Chase “Get shrecked!” because a giraffe can take out a lion with one back kick! But because they’re passive they don’t use it that much.
    ~March 2021 [Chase: 8 years old]

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Symphony: Daddy, Tony’s playing the pinano! He’s so professional!
    ~March 2021 [Tony: 15 years old, Symphony: 3 years old]

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Symphony: Daddy! My birthday is in ONE YEAR!
    ~January 2021 [Symphony: 3 years old]

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Mom: I did my make up all fancy today because it’s New Year’s Eve.

Charity: oh I thought you were just tired.
    ~December 2020 [Charity: 10 years old]

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Symphony: Jesus yoves me so much! But he can't come to my house... because he at church.
    ~December 2020 [Symphony: 3 years old]