The Moritz Family

Moritz Family: Jeremy & Christine, Angel, Tony, Harmony, Charity, Chase, and Symphony

The Moritz Family

Quotes from the Kids

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Quotes From The Kids!

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Angel: I had a bad dream last night.

Daddy: What was your dream, sweetheart?

Angel: I had a dream that a bug was trying to lead us to Canada.

Daddy: Oh, and you didn't want to go to Canada?

Angel: Well, we wanted to go to Canada, but we didn't want the bug to lead
us there.
    ~September 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel (playing a chasing game with Daddy): Follow me, Dum!

Daddy: Angel, that's not a nice word.

Angel: No, it's just that your NAME is "Dum".

Daddy: That's not a nice name to call people. If you want, you can call me "Cool-Guy".

Angel: Okay... your name is Cool-Guy, but you're just pretending to be cool.
    ~September 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel says...
I had three bad dreams last night:
The first one was where you were making me go to bed,
and the second one was where Tony was waking me up,
and the third one was where you were giving us skabetti (spaghetti), and we were eating beans.
    ~September 2008 [Angel: 4 years old, Tony: 2 years 8 months old]

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Angel (after praying over our breakfast): I don't pray to Satan. That would be silly!
    ~September 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel (While playing with Mommy): Now you're trapped forever and ever and ever... that's a long time.
    ~September 2008 [Angel: 4 years old]

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Angel: Mommy, what's your favorite color?

Christine: Red.

Angel: Aaah! Red makes me sneeze!

Christine: It does? Why does red make you sneeze?

Angel: Because... I'm allergic to red.
    ~August 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel (after finishing a meal): I'm too full. I could eat a whole stomach.
    ~August 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel: Hey, Andrew? Let's get married.

Andrew: Ok. "Here comes the bride. All dressed in white".

Angel: And now we kiss.

Andrew: Uh...

Mom: (Shouting from the kitchen) Angel! Andrew! Popsicle time!

Andrew: Angel, do you want a Popsicle?

Angel: No. I want to get married.
    ~August 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel: How do you say "Get in the car" in Spanish.

Jeremy: I think it's "Va en el coche."

Angel: Nope.

Jeremy: "Va en el carro"?

Angel: Nope.

Jeremy: "Vamanos!"

Angel: That means "Swing through the trees" in Spanish.
    ~July 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel: I had an accident.

Jeremy: Oh you did?

Angel: Yeah... it looked like a smiley face.

Jeremy: ...It did? How did it look like a smiley face.

Angel: Well, it was a potty smiley face.
    ~July 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Mindy: I'm going to drain the water, because it's getting high.

Angel: Yeah, it needs to be lower because we're little kids so we can't breathe under water. But when we're big kids, like Andrew's age, then we can breathe under water.

Mindy: I can't breathe under water?

Angel: You can't? Why?

Mindy: Because that's how God made us. Only fishies can breathe under water.

Angel: and Butterfly fairies!

Mindy: But butterfly fairies aren't real.

Angel: Butterflies are! It's just the fairies that aren't real.
    ~July 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel: Daddy, do mermaids live in the sea or the ocean?

Jeremy: Well, sweetie, mermaids are really just pretend

Angel (emphatically): No they're not! Mermaids are real.

Jeremy: Um... I think they are just pretend.

Angel: Daddy, mermaids are real.

Jeremy: Well... have you ever seen a mermaid?

Angel: No... and that's why they're real. If you see one, then they're pretend.
    ~July 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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(At Deana Rose Farmstead, Angel caught a fish with grandpa.)

Angel (watching the fish flop around wildly on the deck gasping for air): It's a happy fish!
    ~July 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel: Daddy, every time you take us home, you say it's naptime
    ~July 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Jeremy: Cheeseburgers are made out of cows

Angel: No, they're not. Cows don't make cheeseburgers. Cows don't know HOW to make cheeseburgers!
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel (at a picnic): There's a bug in my lemonade! I think he flew in there because he wanted a nice home in my lemonade.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Grandpa: I can take a picture of you and Cinderella with my phone, and then I can send the picture to mommy, and daddy, and mimi, and Uncle Robbie, and Aunt Mindy, and Uncle Davey...

Angel: Yeah, and you can also send it to lots of people I don't know.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel (singing "Billy Joe McGuffrey"):
Oh Billy Joe was really jumpy kid
On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did
Slipped on a banana flew up in the sky
Found a banana and stuck it in his eye
It was the first grade in the second grade... first grade in the second grade...
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel (referring to Mr. Potato Head): Can I play with Mr. Potato Chips?
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Jeremy: Kids, it's bedtime. No talking and no getting out of bed.

Angel: I can only get out of bed to go potty and to tell you that Tony's talking.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old, Tony: 2 years 5 months old]

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Angel (singing): There's a hole in a log in a frog ... in some grass in a house ... in a light ... in a sign in a restaurant ... in a building ... in a apple in the bottom of the sea. There's a bunch ... there's a bunch ... there's a bunch of stuff in the bottom of the sea
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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(Grandpa is sitting at a racing game at a restaurant arcade with Tony in his lap. Tony is furiously turning the steering wheel like he's in the middle of an intense race)

Angel (approaching him with a soda in her hand): Here, Tony. Want a drink while you're driving?
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old, Tony: 2 years 5 months old]

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Angel (after inspecting her panties): There's a hole in my panties. I think a bee stung it and pulled a hole in it. I don't know why they have a hole in it. Maybe a bug ate it because bugs eat panties and so they eat bugs and so panties have a hole in it.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel: Why do you have to go to work?

Dad: That's how we got money to buy things like waffles

Angel: Dad, we already have waffles

Dad: Well, we use money to buy other things too, like this house

Angel: Dad, how can you buy this house? it's too big to put on the
register! You can't hold it.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Levi (giving Angel a single animal cracker): Here's a snack for you.

Angel: This is not a snack. A snack is a bowl full of them.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel (watching static on the screen after a VHS film): Um... I think it's a stupid movie 'cuz the bees keep coming up on the screen
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Starting to eat a sandwich at lunchtime, Angel suddenly drops it on her plate and with a panicked look says "Oh Mommy!"

Christine: What? What's the matter?

Angel: I was just horrified that we forgot to pray.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]

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Angel: (singing a nonsensical song with many unrelated lyrical lines...she sings:) "...and Tony doesn't know what love means."

Jeremy (interrupting): He doesn't?? Tony, do you know what love means?

Tony: (matter-of-fact-ly) Nope.
    ~June 2008 [Angel: 3 years old, Tony: 2 years 5 months old]

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Tony (after Robbie playfully punched him on the couch): Do it again!"

Robbie: Do it again?! That was a punishment!

Tony: I want a punchingment again!
    ~March 2008 [Tony: 2 years 2 months old]

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Angel: Let's play Toss on the Bed!

Daddy: But we're driving in a car, Angel. How can I toss you on a bed?

Angel: Well, you can just toss me on the sidewalk.
    ~February 2008 [Angel: 3 years old]