Symphony: I don't think they had Halloween in Jewish.

Dad: Jewish?

Symphony: yeah. Jewish culture. Because there were no costumes. And there were no shows because they didn't have TV.
    ~October 2025 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Charity (looking at a pillow with fancy script on it): What language is this in?

Symphony: Cursive.
    ~October 2025 [Charity: 15 years old, Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony (flipping her hair side-to-side): Charity says that doing this can give you cancer.

Dad: She's just kidding.

Symphony: Yeah... 'Cuz I do it all the time and it never gives me cancer.
    ~September 2025 [Charity: 15 years old, Symphony: 7 years old]

Angel: Okay I'm heading out to my bachelorette party! Goodbye, Symphony! (hugs her and leaves)

Symphony: When I get married, I'm going to invite the flower girl to my bachelorette party.
    ~August 2025 [Angel: 20 years old, Symphony: 7 years old]

Tony: Chase, are you going to be a part of Angel’s wedding?

Chase: Well, I’m not going to the dress rehearsal so I think I’m not a part of it, but I might be like the best man or something.
    ~August 2025 [Angel: 20 years old, Tony: 19 years old, Chase: 13 years old]

Symphony: what are a ninja's favorite shoes?

Dad: um… Sneakers!

Symphony: yes! How did you know?

Dad: I just thought about what kind of shoes would be good for "sneaking around."

Symphony: oh! That makes sense! I had no idea what that joke meant before!
    ~July 2025 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: I'm part manager.

Dad: you are?

Symphony: Yes, because you are a manager and I am your daughter! So I'm part manager.
    ~July 2025 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: The only game I'll probably ever play is Roblox. Those poor Animal Crossing characters: they must miss me so much!
    ~March 2025 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: What time is it?

Dad: It's 11:45am.

Symphony: Wasn't it, like, 10am earlier?
    ~February 2025 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony (eating a bowl of Rice Krispies): If this were the only cereal in the entire world, this would probably be my favorite. But I’m really glad Lucky Charms exist.
    ~February 2025 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: What if we had all the Moritzes' money combined together? Would that equal a trillion dollars?
    ~February 2025 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: I can do multiplication! 2×3 is 7!

Dad: Wow!

Symphony: Yeah, 3x4 is usually 7 but with multiplication it's 9!

Dad: Really?

Symphony: Yep! I did all of Chase's multiplication homework, cuz I'm so good at multiplication.
    ~January 2025 [Chase: 12 years old, Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: I wonder who invented toothbrushes. Whoever it was, they did a really good job! I really like the buzzy ones!
    ~December 2024 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: I think they're called weiner dogs because "wee" means "small".
    ~December 2024 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Harmony: I’ve always wanted to go under anesthesia.

Symphony: Why would you want to go under anesthesia? You won’t remember me!
    ~November 2024 [Harmony: 15 years old, Symphony: 7 years old]

Symphony: My birthday is tomorrow! I'm 6 and SUPER-HALF!
    ~November 2024 [Symphony: 7 years old]

Mom: It's impossible for boys to get pregnant and have babies.

Symphony: It's NEVER possible, actually.
    ~October 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: What should I be for Halloween?

Dad: Maybe a princess?

Symphony: Maybe I could be a princess ninja!

Dad: That's a cool idea. How would a princess ninja look different from a regular ninja?

Symphony: I would have a crown with my ninja costume.
    ~September 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: Mom, you got a box in the mail! I think it's a basketball hoop! Or a football hoop; I don't know.
    ~September 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Dad: Did anyone tell you they liked your new dress?

Symphony: No, but I think they were saying it in their heads.
    ~September 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: One time, I got to sit on Santa's lap at school! I asked for a PJ Masks car and a Gecko mobile. But...Santa never gave me the presents I asked for, for some reason.
    ~August 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: Tony! Why did you take your shirt off?!

Tony: Cause there aren’t any ladies here that aren’t my sisters.

Symphony: Well THIS lady doesn’t want to see your nipples!!
    ~August 2024 [Tony: 18 years old, Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: Well I only eat one cookie... One after breakfast, one after lunch, and one after dinner.
    ~August 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Christine: Kids guess what? Dad got offered a job today!

Symphony: YAY! Now we can buy whatever we want!!
    ~July 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: Chase is taking a while to get up. My watch says it’s 8:43!

Tony: Really? My phone says it’s 8:34. Your watch is a little fast…

Symphony: That’s 'cuz yesterday I gave it a boost!
    ~June 2024 [Tony: 18 years old, Chase: 11 years old, Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony (doing one of her stretches): It’s so much harder to get my left leg down cause I’m not left legged!
    ~June 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: Why does the nurse need to poke you with a needle when she draws blood? I thought she would just use a marker and draw it on your arm.
    ~May 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Chase: Is a French kiss actually how French people kiss?
    ~March 2024 [Chase: 11 years old]

Chase: I think they only created cuss words because they wanted to sound cool saying them.
    ~February 2024 [Chase: 11 years old]

Miles Morales (a character in a Spider-man video game): It's all part of God's plan.

Symphony (incredulously): They know who God is!! If they know who God is, then WHY do they say cuss words??!!
    ~January 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: My friend Jade is coming over. I don't remember how old she is.
Anna (4-year-old cousin): I think she's 5.

Symphony: No, she's way taller than 5. I think she is 11.
Anna: What if someone old was ONE HUNDRED?! That would be a GIANT!
    ~December 2023 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: I love Ground is Lava! We used to play it so much when I was a kid!
    ~December 2023 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Symphony: I'm not done with my chores yet, but I am close to being closer to being done with them.
    ~December 2023 [Symphony: 6 years old]

Tony: Symphony, when we take communion we eat this little cracker and grape juice. Would you like to do it with us?

Symphony: No!

Tony: Why not?

Symphony: I'm not hungry right now!
    ~November 2023 [Tony: 17 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

Symphony: They're called "fruit snacks" so they're maybe only a tiny bit healthy because they have fruit in them.
    ~November 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

Dad: Symphony, you're getting peanut butter on your shirt.

Symphony: It's all right. I've almost outgrown it.
    ~October 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

Chase: I don't know what politics are, but I know they have something to do with work or what I'll have to do when I start working. Something like that.
    ~September 2023 [Chase: 11 years old]

Symphony: That Clock chimed seven times. That means it's 7 o'clock!

Harmony: Very good, Symphony!

Symphony: But if it chimed 100 times, it would be broken.
    ~September 2023 [Harmony: 14 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

Chase: An elder is someone who's like super old and super wise. In real life, an elder is like 60 or any age higher… Or maybe 70 or any age higher.
    ~September 2023 [Chase: 11 years old]

Symphony: I wish I had a twin...and I wish my twin was Charity.
    ~July 2023 [Charity: 13 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]