The Moritz Family

Moritz Family: Jeremy & Christine, Angel, Tony, Harmony, Charity, and Chase

The Moritz Family

Quotes from the Kids

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Quotes From The Kids!

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Charity (sadly): The babysitter was very rude to me when I was bouncing on the trampoline.

Dad: Oh, she was?

Charity: Yeah. She commanded me to do what ever she said. She commanded me to do all the motions on Simon Says and she commanded me to do all the motions in Red Light Green Light.
    ~April 2016 [Charity: 5 years old]

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Daddy (talking to Harmony on the phone): When you get home, Harmony, give me a call because I want you to do something that's top secret for Mommy's birthday!

Harmony (squeals with delight): Mommy! Can we turn the car around and go back home??

Mommy: Not till after lunch.

Harmony: But I really want to do the top secret thing!
    ~March 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Daddy: Charity! I think Robbie's coming to the exotic animals party! And he knows a LOT about Animals!

Charity: I think I know a lot about animals. I watched Sophia the First.

Daddy: Oh does Sophia know much about animals?

Charity: Yeah, she has an amliet that can talk to animals!
    ~February 2016 [Charity: 5 years old]

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Harmony: Daddy, is it okay for mommy to see your underwear?

Dad: Of course!

Harmony: That's inappropriate!

Dad: No it's not! We're married!

Harmony: It's still really creepy!
    ~February 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Harmony's black Sunday school teacher: So Jesus tells us in Matthew that sometimes we will be persecuted for our beliefs.

Harmony (who has recently been learning in school about Harriet Tubman and the underground railroad): And BLACK PEOPLE get persecuted ALL THE TIME!!
    ~February 2016 [Harmony: 7 years old]

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Robbie: Charity, I will be going to Japan next month and I will be gone for a whole year.

Charity: Ohh...

Robbie: I am going to miss you.

Charity: Well, get me some candy.
    ~February 2016 [Charity: 5 years old]

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Chase (reading name on Tony's and his room): T-O-N-Y. That spells me!
    ~February 2016 [Tony: 10 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Harmony (swimming with her friend): Dad, I have this great game with Sarah, and ONLY with Sarah. It's called "Splash Sarah in the Face, and Sometimes She Splashes Me Back"!
    ~January 2016 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Uncle Andrew (after trying in vain for a long time to guess Harmony's word in a game of Hangman): "JAEM? That's not even a word....what word were you thinking of? "

Harmony (after trying to figure out what she meant by JAEM, finally says): I don't even know WHAT word I was trying to spell!
    ~January 2016 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Daddy (as Harmony is typing a text to mommy): I think you should type "from Harmony".

Harmony: No, I will just type "from H" because mommy knows I'm pretty much like the only person in our family whose name starts with an "H".
    ~January 2016 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Mom, does Heaven spelled backwards spell "Hell"?
    ~January 2016 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Uncle Robbie: You wore that shirt yesterday, Chase.

Chase: Yeah, I just sleep in my clothes so then they don't get dirty!
    ~January 2016 [Chase: 3 years old]

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Daddy: You girls are so pretty. But you're also very good. And being good is way more important than being pretty!

Charity: Yeah, and being bad is not important AT ALL!
    ~January 2016 [Charity: 5 years old]

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Harmony (munching on popcorn at a theater): Popcorn is only for big kids.

Daddy: Why's that?

Harmony: Because babies don't have teeth.
    ~January 2016 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Why do we need to clean our room?

Mommy: Because I don't want it to look like a war zone.

Harmony: What's a war zone? I thought it was a rats' nest.
    ~December 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Chase: I ate a booger!

Angel: Chase, we don't eat boogers.

Chase: Yeah, they're for lunch.
    ~December 2015 [Angel: 11 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Charity: I'm always going to play Minecraft. Do you wanna know why?

Daddy: Why?

Charity: Because my horse ran away, and I'm trying to find her.
    ~November 2015 [Charity: 5 years old]

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(While Chase is potty-training and sitting on the potty, Charity calls for him...)

Charity: Chaaase!

Chase: What is it?! I'm in here! Learning how to poop!
    ~November 2015 [Charity: 5 years old, Chase: 3 years old]

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Harmony: If you are having a baby, you can't wear underwear. Because then the baby would be born in your underwear! Literally!
    ~November 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Did you know every day is somebody's birthday?

Daddy: Every day? Even today?

Harmony: Yep!

Daddy: Whose birthday is it today?

Harmony: I don't know. Maybe somebody in Japan? Or in France?
    ~November 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Chase: I don't like eggs.

Daddy: Why not?

Chase: Because I like cookies!
    ~September 2015 [Chase: 3 years old]

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Chase: When I grow up, I'm going to be 3 again but then I'm going to turn 5 later.
    ~September 2015 [Chase: 3 years old]

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Harmony: I want to write a story for kids your age, Angel.

Angel: I think you should write your story for kids your own age.

Harmony: No it should be for older kids because there are some scary parts in it.

Angel: What are the scary parts?

Harmony: Well in one part, they're in a tunnel and they see a ghost!

Angel: Umm... That's not very scary.

Harmony: Well then you can write the scary parts.
    ~September 2015 [Angel: 10 years old, Harmony: 6 years old]

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Charity: I have a crush on Andrew.

Angel: No you don't Charity. You don't even know what a crush is.

Charity: Okay, but when I know what a crush is then I will have a crush on Andrew.
    ~August 2015 [Angel: 10 years old, Charity: 5 years old]

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Harmony: Grandpa is one of my favorite people! He's known me since I was in diapers!
    ~July 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Is grandpa ok?

Mommy: I think so.

Harmony: Are you sure?

Mommy: Yes, Why?

Harmony: Well, it's been two whole days since he's called, and I've called him TWICE this morning, and he didn't answer!
    ~July 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Why are they called tornados?

Mommy: I don't know

Harmony: How about we call them twirlers?

Mommy: Well, that's not very scary sounding.

Harmony: How about "spinner throwers"? That sounds scary!!
    ~June 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Sarah (6yr old friend): You know Carter? With blonde hair?

Harmony: No.
Sarah: Remember? Carter! He has blonde hair!

Harmony: Nope, I don't remember him.
Sarah: You know, blonde-haired Carter?

Harmony: Just... Say what you need to say.
Sarah: That's it. That's all I needed to say.
    ~June 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: One time we went to a millionaire's house and it was NOT filled up with money!
    ~June 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Our next door neighbors invited me to go see the Royals game with them! I'm gonna see my favorite team, the Royals!

Daddy: That's great, Harmony! And what sport are the Royals going to play?

Harmony: Um... Soccer!!
    ~June 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Daddy: Harmony, do you know when your birthday is?

Harmony: February 9th.

Daddy: That's right!

Harmony: I remember it because it's very very catchy.

Daddy: Do you know what year?

Harmony: Winter.
    ~June 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]

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Harmony: Before our house was built mommy and daddy had to live in a hotel.

Charity: I remember that.

Harmony: No you don't, charity. We weren't born yet. It was just daddy and mommy, so we weren't there. Well we kind of were there, because we were in their stomachs.
    ~May 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old, Charity: 4 years old]

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Harmony: I thought you would know the answer because you're my dad!

Charity: And you know everything!

Harmony: Daddy doesn't know everything. He doesn't know what Heaven looks like.

Charity: Yeah, because he never dies!
    ~May 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old, Charity: 4 years old]

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Daddy: Would you like to have some breakfast?

Harmony: Yes. I feel like there are only crumbs in my tummy and crumbs are not as big as food.
    ~April 2015 [Harmony: 6 years old]