The Moritz Family

Moritz Family: Jeremy & Christine, Angel, Tony, Harmony, Charity, Chase, and Symphony

The Moritz Family

Quotes from the Kids

Quotes From The Kids!

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Currently showing quotes in order by date.

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Miles Morales (a character in a Spider-man video game): It's all part of God's plan.

Symphony (incredulously): They know who God is!! If they know who God is, then WHY do they say cuss words??!!
    ~January 2024 [Symphony: 6 years old]

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Symphony: My friend Jade is coming over. I don't remember how old she is.
Anna (4-year-old cousin): I think she's 5.

Symphony: No, she's way taller than 5. I think she is 11.
Anna: What if someone old was ONE HUNDRED?! That would be a GIANT!
    ~December 2023 [Symphony: 6 years old]

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Symphony: I love Ground is Lava! We used to play it so much when I was a kid!
    ~December 2023 [Symphony: 6 years old]

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Symphony: I'm not done with my chores yet, but I am close to being closer to being done with them.
    ~December 2023 [Symphony: 6 years old]

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Tony: Symphony, when we take communion we eat this little cracker and grape juice. Would you like to do it with us?

Symphony: No!

Tony: Why not?

Symphony: I'm not hungry right now!
    ~November 2023 [Tony: 17 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: They're called "fruit snacks" so they're maybe only a tiny bit healthy because they have fruit in them.
    ~November 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Dad: Symphony, you're getting peanut butter on your shirt.

Symphony: It's all right. I've almost outgrown it.
    ~October 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Chase: I don't know what politics are, but I know they have something to do with work or what I'll have to do when I start working. Something like that.
    ~September 2023 [Chase: 11 years old]

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Symphony: That Clock chimed seven times. That means it's 7 o'clock!

Harmony: Very good, Symphony!

Symphony: But if it chimed 100 times, it would be broken.
    ~September 2023 [Harmony: 14 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

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Chase: An elder is someone who's like super old and super wise. In real life, an elder is like 60 or any age higher… Or maybe 70 or any age higher.
    ~September 2023 [Chase: 11 years old]

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Symphony: I wish I had a twin...and I wish my twin was Charity.
    ~July 2023 [Charity: 13 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: Mom, can you make crab rangoon sometime?

Christine: I've actually never made crab rangoon.

Symphony: What?! All you gotta do is make WHITE SAUCE... and put it in the chippy!!
    ~June 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: I like growing up. But sometimes I miss being a kid because usually I like being able to say cute things.
    ~May 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: I want to buy Charity a pet goose when I grow up.

Dad: Oh, have you told Charity?

Symphony (whispering): No, it’s a secret! Don’t tell her! When she’s 20 and I’m 20, I want to get her a pet goose for her birthday!
    ~May 2023 [Charity: 12 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: Now I know how TV is made! They told us on Peppa Pig. It's not magic. It's science! But they didn't say how science makes the TVs so I'll have to look that up. But I don't know how to spell "science."
    ~May 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: if I could get a dress, that is really pretty, it would make me look so pretty; then everyone will want to try marrying me!
    ~April 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: Charity, I rate your food a 10 out of 10. And I rate MY food an 11 out of 11!
    ~April 2023 [Charity: 12 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: Alexa, are you excited about the Mario movie?
Amazon Echo Dot: Sorry. I don't know that.

Symphony (incredulous): She... she DOESN'T KNOW about the Mario Movie??!!
    ~March 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Chase: Childhood ends when you know where babies come from. So i’m still in my childhood.
    ~February 2023 [Chase: 10 years old]

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Symphony: I wish we worked at McDonald's!

Dad: well, maybe you can work at McDonald's when you get bigger!

Symphony: I want to be a doctor when I grow up. I wish YOU worked at McDonald's.
    ~February 2023 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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(After Angel sent Symphony upstairs to change her clothes, she almost went into Chase's room instead of her own room by accident...)

Symphony (laughing): I almost went into Chase's room and changed my clothes! I decided not to because Chase has really big clothes!
    ~January 2023 [Angel: 18 years old, Chase: 10 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

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Charity: When do you think you'll get rid of Symphony's car seat?

Symphony: Probly when I'm like 16 or something?
    ~December 2022 [Charity: 12 years old, Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: You still don't have your job back right?

Dad: Well, I'm not trying to get the SAME job. I'm going to get a NEW job.

Symphony: You'll probably work at Chili's.
    ~December 2022 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony (proudly showing a picture she drew during church of a stick man lying on his side with the number 3 next to him): Jesus died in three days!

Daddy: Oh! Good job, sweetie.

Symphony: I worked really hard to make him died.
    ~December 2022 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Symphony: I lost my slinky. It's playing hide and seek and it is making it too hard to find it.
    ~December 2022 [Symphony: 5 years old]

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Charity: I wouldn't wanna learn karate cause I'd probably just start hurting everyone around me.
    ~December 2022 [Charity: 12 years old]

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Symphony: I wish I could go into space, but I can't find any astronaut clothes.
    ~November 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: When you said you were going to Subsplash, I thought you were going to a WATERSLIDE! ...But it was actually just a computer.
    ~November 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: Daddy, grab my finger!

Dad: (Grabs Symphony's finger)

Symphony: ...How do I fart, Dad?
    ~October 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: I’m not gonna change my favorite color anymore. Now my favorite color is… GREEN AND RED FOREVER!!
    ~September 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: When Grampa and i were playing our [VR Golf] game, we saw a DEAD BODY!

Daddy: Oh no! You did?!

Symphony: Yep! (somberly) And in the game...there's no Heaven.
    ~September 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: I'm not the only one who is smart. God and Jesus are smart!
    ~September 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Chase: Negative zero is just zero except you say it in a longer way.
    ~August 2022 [Chase: 10 years old]

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Symphony: Sometimes there are dreams that are very vivid!

Charity: Yes, do you know what "vivid" means?

Symphony: It means there's ants on your arm. But it's just a dream though.
    ~July 2022 [Charity: 12 years old, Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: Hi Dad! I'm sorry i forgot to get you a birthday present yesterday.

Dad: Oh it's fine.

Symphony: So I'll get you a Captain America backpack!

Dad: Wow! Thanks!

Symphony: It will be for your NEXT birthday.
    ~July 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]

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Symphony: I was the first baby to come out of mommy's tummy.

Dad: What about Angel?

Symphony: Angel wasn't born yet. She was still in mommy's tummy.
    ~June 2022 [Angel: 17 years old, Symphony: 4 years old]

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Dad: When you get married, you could choose to keep your father's last name if you want, but you will probably be excited to take your husband's last name.

Charity: Unless his last name is "Failure".
    ~June 2022 [Charity: 12 years old]

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Symphony: When I go for a checkup, the doctor wants to see how big I am, how strong I am, how...cool I am... and how good I'm doing in school.
    ~June 2022 [Symphony: 4 years old]