Angel Moritz's Q & A Session

Exclusive Interview with Angel Moritz (age 13)...

1.) What's the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?

When my friend Naomi tried to reimburse me for a notebook I bought for her.

2.) Which five words describe you best?

Intellectual. Literary. Outspoken. Opinionated. and.... uh.... let's do... Revived.

3.) What are the five best things about being you?

I'm good at reading. And I have a good family, and I have a pretty empty schedule, so I can be spontaneous. And I have a good foundation for, like, education. And I can learn things quickly.

4.) Can you name one thing that scares you?

Personal financial crisis.

5.) What do you want to be when you grow up?

An editor for works of literature. Literary editor? Is that what they're called? I need to look that up.

6.) What will be the hardest part about being a grown-up?

Worrying constantly about the way I'm influencing my children's decisions and if I am doing parenting correctly. Like it feels like I would be making it up as I went along.

7.) If you could make one new law, what would it be?

I would make abortion illegal.

8.) What is your favorite family tradition?

We don't really have that many family traditions, but my favorite tradition is going over to Mimi's house on Christmas Eve. That's always fun.

9.) What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

Best thing about mom is she is very invested in her kids' lives. The worst thing about mom is when she makes that face with all of her teeth showing and her eyes really big. The best thing about dad is that he welcomes different opinions and does his best to answer questions. And the worst thing about Dad is that he loves work too much.

10.) If you could be any cartoon character for a day, who would it be and why?

I'd be Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents 'cuz I could pretty much get whatever I want.

11.) What would you do with $100?

I'd buy a week-long supply of Chocolate Milk. (Dad: the most expensive chocolate milk in the world, I guess.) No, $100 would only buy me like 55 chocolate milks at Dollar General!

Tony Moritz's Q & A Session

Exclusive Interview with Tony Moritz (age 12)...

1.) What does Heaven look like?

Well... what I've read and heard it's golden and has like completely clear water. Just golden and very clean. And perfect.

2.) Which five words describe you best?

Gamer. What's the word that describes like "finishes what you start"? Determined!... Happy. Determined. Gamer. Lucky. and ... Friendly.

3.) What are the five best things about being you?

Well I'm in a really big family. And I'm in America. And I have really good siblings and parents. And I guess my family doesn't have many money issues or whatever. And that I have friends next door.

4.) What do you want to be when you grow up?

I'd like to be like a programmer or something. Cuz it pays well and it's kind of fun to see the outcome.

5.) What will be the hardest part about being a grown-up?

I feel like it'll be probably like... like all the financial stuff after marriage.

6.) If you could make one new law, what would it be?

That you're not allowed to kill babies even if they're in a mother's body.

7.) What is your favorite family tradition?

We don't really have any traditions so I'd say the Moritz Happy Birthday song. Oh wait! I'd actually said it's the getting a super cool birthday present from Mimi and Grandpa when you turn 10 years old.

8.) What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

Best thing about mom is that she helps us a ton like even if we're stubborn and rude and stuff that she still helps us. Like when I was like 8 years old, I was not being responsible at all and didn't get my homework done until like the last minute, but mom would still help me through all that. And the worst thing? Maybe that she has a shorter fuse when she doesn't get much sleep so she'll get mad at me for something that is not a big deal. For you, dad, I'd say that you make all the money and stuff so that we can have a nice house and tasty food and stuff. And the worst? Umm... hmm... I can't really think of anything. Well, I guess one thing is... it's not exactly the worst part... it's just like... it would be nice if you were home more, but you're not home as much cuz you work. So I don't like that you're not home more, but because of what your not being home as much does, I guess I do like it kinda... indirectly.

9.) What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

Jim Gaffigan "Four kids" part of his Mr. Universe comedy special.

10.) If you could be any cartoon character for a day, who would it be and why?

Does it have to be a cartoon character from a movie or a TV show? (Dad: what other cartoon characters are there?) I'd be a cartoon character from Fortnite because that would be fun to play that and if you're a cartoon character on Fortnite, then you don't die. There's like this little drone that comes and it like pixelates you and brings you back into the lobby.

11.) What would you do with $100?

With $100? I uh... I would donate it. If I was just GIVEN $100, then I would donate it. But if I EARNED it, then I would donate $10, and then would buy gifts or something, and then the rest I would just save for later. So tithe, gift it, and save it for later.

Harmony Moritz's Q & A Session

Exclusive Interview with Harmony Moritz (age 9)...

1.) What's the hardest thing about being a kid?

Are there options? (Mom: Nope. You just answer.) Probably not getting as many privileges.

2.) What does Heaven look like?

There are going to be gold streets, I think, and streams and on a cloud, like a BIG, BIG cloud that never ends so no one gets hurt. And no thorns. And no bugs, except for bees. Bees are good. And I think one house that everyone will stay in.

3.) What are the five best things about being you?

That I live in a nice home that I never have to be afraid of losing. Great parents. Great friends. That I live close to most of my friends. And my grandparents and all my other relatives. I can have fun with them.

4.) What do you want to be when you grow up?

A violinist.

5.) What's the most amazing thing you've ever heard?

A violin. Cause it's so majestic.

6.) What will be the hardest part about being a grown-up?

Uh, having to pay for everything.

7.) If you could make one new law, what would it be?

To make abortion illegal again.

8.) What is your favorite family tradition?

(whispers to self: I dunno, we don't really have any traditions...) Probably getting together each holiday.

9.) What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

The worst thing is that you don't let us have any electronics and the best thing is all the game consoles and board games that we have. Best thing about mom is that she can handle so many children. And the worst thing is that she gets mad at me over something little since some chiropractic thing. She told me it's because a thing in her neck is getting pinched. Best thing about Dad is... this is just a joke... "Nothing." Just kidding. The best thing about Dad is that he buys so many game consoles and that we get to play on them. No no no no! Watching "Full House" with Dad. That he watches "Full House" with me. And the worst thing is that he locks his door sometimes. And he always sings (singing) "If mommy and daddy's door is locked, turn around and walk away!"

10.) What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

I gotta be honest with you....the "NAILED IT!" Unicorn episode was HILARIOUS!

11.) If you could be any cartoon character for a day, who would it be and why?

Dulcinea from Puss in Boots because she's usually so nice, but when she's mad, she can break a finger.

12.) What would you do with $100?

Um...now, uh, this is before it happened, but I would donate it to DITEC because I wanted to save it, but now I think Church KC is going to buy it.

Charity Moritz's Q & A Session

Exclusive Interview with Charity Moritz (age 8)...

1.) What does Heaven look like?

It's all diamond.

2.) What are the five best things about being you?

Having a great family; um...I have a good room; um...I like cleaning the house, cause I like doing that; um...uh...one more thing...wait are you actually typing that?? I get good food.

3.) Can you name one thing that scares you?

When Tony pops up I cry.

4.) What do you want to be when you grow up?

A good mom.

5.) What's the most amazing thing you've ever heard?

I dunno. Um...Watermelons are delicious!!

6.) If you could make one new law, what would it be?

It would be you don't have to work for money.

7.) What is your favorite family tradition?

Christmas?

8.) What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

Worst things is if I do something really bad I get grounded and the best things is that they love me very much. Best thing about mom is she watches shows with me? The worst thing about mom iiisss... she gives me spankins? The best thing about dad is that he plays "Look a little closer with me"? And the worst thing about dad is that if I do something really really bad I get grounded. (Dad: when have I grounded you?) You never. But that's the worst thing!

9.) If you could be any cartoon character for a day, who would it be and why?

Rena Rouge because she's the best superhero.

10.) What would you do with $100?

Spend it on toys, food, and video games.

Chase Moritz's Q & A Session

Exclusive Interview with Chase Moritz (age 5)...

1.) What's the hardest thing about being a kid?

Reading?

2.) What does Heaven look like?

Clouds.

3.) What's the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?

Well, Sarah gave me LOTS of cars!

4.) Which five words describe you best?

Pancake. Waffle. Cake. Cupcake. Baby.

5.) What are the five best things about being you?

Reading. Finishing a book by myself. Mom helping me read a book. Tony helping me read a book. Mom AND Tony helping me read a book!

6.) Can you name one thing that scares you?

People sneaking up on me. One time Tony scared me so hard that my stomach started to hurt.

7.) What do you want to be when you grow up?

A coder.

8.) What's the most amazing thing you've ever heard?

Speedrunning without Cappy going away on Mario Odyssey!

9.) If you could make one new law, what would it be?

That you only make macaroni and... what was it called again? Pasta bratwurst!

10.) What is your favorite family tradition?

Family game night. And staycation! I LOVE staycation! Cuz one time we did a staycation and I wanted to get Mario cereal!

11.) What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

Mom: about that she gives me hugs and kisses and she helps me read a book and we can watch movies together. Worst thing is that she gives me spankins. And that she sometimes gets me in trouble. And that's it. Dad: About that we can play parks together and I can get better on it and that you give me hugs and kisses and we can play board games together. And that I can watch you play Celeste. And that's it. And the worst thing is that you give me hand pinches and that you sometimes get me in trouble. And that's it.

12.) What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

Like on a video game or something? That you do funny jokes on me like knock knock jokes. It's super funny!

13.) If you could be any cartoon character for a day, who would it be and why?

It's so hard! Dad, dad, this is super hard. I can't find out... the FLASH! Is the Flash a cartoon character?

14.) What would you do with $100?

This is really hard... tons of things are really expensive... Buy stuff at the... what's it called again? TARGET! Buy stuff at Target. (Dad: what would you buy there?) Um... I would pay for really fun toys that were less money. And I would buuuyyy... candy. Dad, how much are cars? (Dad: real cars?) Yeah. (Dad: they're about $10,000). That's so much! I would buy toy cars.

Symphony Moritz's Q & A Session

Exclusive Interview with Symphony Moritz (age 0)...

1.) Hi sweet girl!

Waa! Waa! Waaaaaaa!!!