The Moritz Kids Questionnaire
Questionnaire Date: Sunday, September 3rd, 2023
Questions for Angel
Angel Moritz's Q & A Session
Exclusive Interview with Angel Moritz (age 7)...
1.) Why do you like being a kid?
You're still in school, and you don't do all those adultish things like pay bills and have an account in the bank.
2.) What advice would you give your parents?
I would tell Daddy to work at the house like mommy does.
3.) If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why?
I'd be a black pony because I think black looks like a good color on a horse, and I also think baby ponies are cute.
4.) Tell about a funny time in your life.
When I was reading quotes from the kids.
5.) What do you love most about your siblings?
Harmony and Charity: playful. Tony: awesome.
6.) What was the nicest thing you did for someone?
I'm guessing it would be like helping Grandpa with the babies.
7.) What do you think you will be doing 10 years from now?
Doing a whole whole bunch of musicals and going to college.
8.) What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it.
I would have $40/week... actually, I'd get $100/week! And I would go to the Disney Store, and buy the dazzling, dazzling Rapunzel doll that was $100. I'd waste all my money on that! Actually, I would because she's beautiful.
9.) What do you think makes a person good-looking?
A kind heart.
10.) What is the grossest thing you can think of?
That would be Zombie Cafe (iPad game), when they serve a lump of green stuff and grossness.
11.) What would you do with $1000?
If I had $1000, I would first tithe, then I would spend $100 of it on a really, really expensive Barbie. And I would spend another part of it at a garage sale, then I would donate some of it, then I would tithe again... I think.... I wouldn't donate it.... I would take the donate half, and I would give it to my mother and father! All done.
12.) What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be a designer because I like how you make clothes and fabrics and stuff.
13.) How do you think peanut butter is made?
With peanuts, and I know it’s not made with butter. They smash the peanuts, take out the acid, and put the acid in the peanut butter jar.
14.) What does Daddy do at work?
I know what you do at work! You work on Rhythm City and ask people to buy the DVD.
15.) How do you think shows get onto the TV?
on Netflix and the internet. I think shows get on Netflix I think it’s because... I’m just saying all the wrong words... I bet it’s because people let them use their shows on Netflix, and Netflix would pay them to let them use their shows.
16.) Why do you think God put you in our family?
Because I fit in well, and I’m really good with little kids
17.) Why do you think the sky is blue?
I think the sky is blue because it goes well with the grass. Blue and green go good together.
Angel's Additional Questionnaires:
Questions for Tony
Tony Moritz's Q & A Session
Exclusive Interview with Tony Moritz (age 6)...
1.) One word to describe you would be _______.
That I was born.
2.) What advice would you give your parents?
Give us lunch.
3.) If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why?
T-Rex, and it's because they're cool, and they're strong, and they're tall.
4.) Tell about a funny time in your life.
A book that Angel and me read at night – Nursery rhymes. We read it in different languages, so it's more funny.
5.) What is your favorite thing to do? Why?
Play on the iPad, because it has a whole bunch of games that I like.
6.) What do you love most about your siblings?
Angel plays with me a lot. Charity walks up to me a lot. And Harmony? ... That sometimes Harmony plays with me.
7.) What was the nicest thing you did for someone?
I played with my friends when they asked me.
8.) What do you think you will be doing 10 years from now?
I would be in High School, and I will do homework and I'm gonna have to have lunch money.
9.) What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it.
I would say $30, and I would buy that toy spider web gun.
10.) Name two things we should do as a family on the weekend.
We could go to a special place to eat, and we could go to Lego Land together.
11.) What is the grossest thing you can think of?
Looking at dirty dishes.
12.) What would you do with $1000?
I would buy food, video games, and toys, and a house... like a skyscraper if I could.
13.) What do you want to be when you grow up?
A police officer, because they get a lot of money, and they save people, and they take villains to jail, and they have a light car... ya know, those lights... and they have a little thing that tells how fast cars are going, and they have computers.
14.) How tall is Daddy?
Umm... 10 feet tall? ... Oh I’m guessing daddy’s 12 feet tall
15.) How do you think shows get onto the TV?
Um... um like if someone’s a superstar then people can put it on a commercial and get things on internets and put it on Netflix.
16.) Why do you think God put you in our family?
Because he wanted to because he knew that I’d be good for you.
Tony's Additional Questionnaires:
Questions for Harmony
Harmony Moritz's Q & A Session
Exclusive Interview with Harmony Moritz (age 3)...
1.) What is your happiest memory?
My apple (that she's currently eating).
2.) Why do you like being a kid?
Angel and Tony and Charity and Mommy and Daddy.
3.) One word to describe you would be _______.
Sad for my purple pony.
4.) What advice would you give your parents?
When I give you a present, it would be a pair of shoes for Daddy and a diamond ring for Mommy.
5.) What is your favorite thing to do? Why?
Purple coffee. It's hot so I can drink it.
6.) What do you love most about your siblings?
Angel: a purple computer; Tony: flowers; Charity: getting lots of gummies in her mouth.
7.) What do you think you will be doing 10 years from now?
Go to a church.
8.) What is your favorite thing to do in the summer?
Bubbles!
9.) What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it.
I would want $5 to buy a bunny.
10.) What do you think makes a person good-looking?
Getting married to a purple princess... like a prince.
11.) How do you think peanut butter is made?
With sprinkles.
12.) How tall is Daddy?
Uh, big.
13.) What does Daddy do at work?
Uh, work... go to your office.
14.) How does a tomato grow?
Big beanstalk.
15.) What do you think Yo Gabba Gabba do when they're not on TV?
Like this! (starts dancing)
16.) What would you do with $1000?
Uh... how about buy a bunny? ("Anything else?") Nope.
17.) What do you want to be when you grow up?
Uh... a cow.... Is that a animal? ("Yes.") Uh, then I want to be a elephant.
Harmony's Additional Questionnaires:
Questions for Charity
Charity Moritz's Q & A Session
Exclusive Interview with Charity Moritz (age 2)...
1.) What do you want to be when you grow up?
Mickey Mouse!
2.) What's your favorite thing about being a kid?
Mimi's house!
3.) What advice would you give your parents?
Blow bubbles.
4.) What is your happiest memory?
Daddy and Mommy and um um a Charity.
5.) If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why?
Animal? I be Elmo.
6.) What do you like to do for fun?
I freeze.
7.) Tell about a funny time in your life.
Yesterday I had a binky. I a elephant!
8.) What is your favorite thing to do? Why?
Go church.
9.) What do you love most about your siblings?
Tony here Tony (points to Tony in a picture). ("Harmony?") That one! (then points to Angel) Angel!
10.) What do you think you will be doing 10 years from now?
Milk.... (Points to her bowl of cereal) This is milk.
11.) What would be the ideal allowance? Tell me how you would use it.
Fish. ("Fish?") Yeah, fish.
12.) What do you think makes a person good-looking?
My teeth.
13.) What does Daddy do at work?
Daddy at work a Elmo.
Charity's Additional Questionnaires:
Questions for Chase
Chase Moritz's Q & A Session
Exclusive Interview with Chase Moritz (age 0)...
1.) Hi little guy!
Waa! Waa! Waaaaaaa!!!
Chase's Additional Questionnaires:
Questions for Symphony
Symphony Moritz's Q & A Session
Exclusive Interview with Symphony Moritz (age 5)...
1.) What's the hardest thing about being a kid?
The HARDEST thing? Weeelll... the hardest thing is to stop crying, usually.
2.) What was the happiest thing that happened over the last year?
Spending time with Joshy when we all went to Fritzes.
3.) Which four words describe you best?
'Viseoo', 'My First Carcassonne', 'Kind of talking with Scarlet!', and 'Nice playing with mom'.
4.) What piece of advice would you give to each of your siblings?
I think they should do more of playing Pikmin 4 with Daddy. And do less of getting too much sugar.
5.) What kind of job do you want to have when you grow up?
I want to have a Walmart job like Mimi.
6.) What are you most looking forward to about being a grown-up?
I'm looking forward to taking care of my kids. I almost said taking care of my friends, but I meant kids.
7.) If you could make one new law, what would it be?
One new law...it could be no being mean to other people.
8.) What is your favorite family tradition?
Family tradition? Ooh, birthdays! The park! A birthday park day! That's what one of my friends had. She is a very old friend. I think she turned 5 now. I forgot her name but she did have a birthday at a park.
9.) What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?
Best thing about mom is her playing with me. The worst thing is umm... I don't know. The best thing about dad is playing Pikmin 4 with me. Worst thing? Umm...the worst thing is about you leaving on your trip.
10.) What's the funniest video you've seen online recently?
I like Diana and Roma where they were painting a pumpkin and they painted it purple and orange and then they got into a Halloween room. Because like Roma had a popsicle dripped on him. Diana had a spider that came to her on her bed and Roma said it was his cute little pet. And I was like 'That is not a real spider.'
11.) What does dad do at his job?
Shrugs... Never seen him. Just write stuff? And typing stuff? That's all I know.
Symphony's Additional Questionnaires: