Angel's Q & A (at 13 years old)...

What will be the hardest part about being a grown-up?

Worrying constantly about the way I'm influencing my children's decisions and if I am doing parenting correctly. Like it feels like i would be making it up as I went along.

What would you do with $100?

I'd buy a week-long supply of Chocolate Milk. (Dad: the most expensive chocolate milk in the world, I guess.) No, $100 would only buy me like 55 chocolate milks at Dollar General!

What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

Best thing about mom is she is very invested in her kids' lives. The worst thing about mom is when she makes that face with all of her teeth showing and her eyes really big. The best thing about dad is that he welcomes different opinions and does his best to answer questions. And the worst thing about Dad is that he loves work too much.

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Tony's Q & A (at 12 years old)...

Which five words describe you best?

Gamer. What's the word that describes like "finishes what you start"? Determined!... Happy. Determined. Gamer. Lucky. and ... Friendly.

What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

Best thing about mom is that she helps us a ton like even if we're stubborn and rude and stuff that she still helps us. Like when I was like 8 years old, I was not being responsible at all and didn't get my homework done until like the last minute, but mom would still help me through all that. And the worst thing? Maybe that she has a shorter fuse when she doesn't get much sleep so she'll get mad at me for something that is not a big deal. For you, dad, I'd say that you make all the money and stuff so that we can have a nice house and tasty food and stuff. And the worst? Umm... hmm... I can't really think of anything. Well, I guess one thing is... it's not exactly the worst part... it's just like... it would be nice if you were home more, but you're not home as much cuz you work. So i don't like that you're not home more, but because of what your not being home as much does, i guess I do like it kinda... indirectly.

If you could be any cartoon character for a day, who would it be and why?

Does it have to be a cartoon character from a movie or a TV show? (Dad: what other cartoon characters are there?) I'd be a cartoon character from Fortnite because that would be fun to play that and if you're a cartoon character on Fortnite, then you don't die. There's like this little drone that comes and it like pixelates you and brings you back into the lobby.

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Harmony's Q & A (at 9 years old)...

What does Heaven look like?

There are going to be gold streets, I think, and streams and on a cloud, like a BIG, BIG cloud that never ends so no one gets hurt. And no thorns. And no bugs, except for bees. Bees are good. And I think one house that everyone will stay in.

What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

The worst thing is that you don't let us have any electronics and the best thing is all the game consoles and board games that we have. Best thing about mom is that she can handle so many children. And the worst thing is that she gets mad at me over something little since some chiropractic thing. She told me it's because a thing in her neck is getting pinched. Best thing about Dad is... this is just a joke... "Nothing." Just kidding. The best thing about Dad is that he buys so many game consoles and that we get to play on them. No no no no! Watching "Full House" with Dad. That he watches "Full House" with me. And the worst thing is that he locks his door sometimes. And he always sings (singing) "If mommy and daddy's door is locked, turn around and walk away!"

What is your favorite family tradition?

(whispers to self: I dunno, we don't really have any traditions...) Probably getting together each holiday.

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Charity's Q & A (at 8 years old)...

If you could make one new law, what would it be?

It would be you don't have to work for money.

What are the five best things about being you?

Having a great family; um...I have a good room; um...I like cleaning the house, cause I like doing that; um...uh...one more thing...wait are you actually typing that?? I get good food.

What is the best thing about mom? Worst thing about mom? Best thing about dad? Worst thing about dad?

Worst things is if I do something really bad I get grounded and the best things is that they love me very much. Best thing about mom is she watches shows with me? The worst thing about mom iiisss... she gives me spankins? The best thing about dad is that he plays "Look a little closer with me"? And the worst thing about dad is that if I do something really really bad I get grounded. (Dad: when have I grounded you?) You never. But that's the worst thing!

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Chase's Q & A (at 5 years old)...

What is your favorite family tradition?

Family game night. And staycation! I LOVE staycation! Cuz one time we did a staycation and I wanted to get Mario cereal!

What would you do with $100?

This is really hard... tons of things are really expensive... Buy stuff at the... what's it called again? TARGET! Buy stuff at Target. (Dad: what would you buy there?) Um... I would pay for really fun toys that were less money. And I would buuuyyy... candy. Dad, how much are cars? (Dad: real cars?) Yeah. (Dad: they're about $10,000). That's so much! I would buy toy cars.

What are the five best things about being you?

Reading. Finishing a book by myself. Mom helping me read a book. Tony helping me read a book. Mom AND Tony helping me read a book!

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Symphony's Q & A (at 0 years old)...

Hi sweet girl!

Waa! Waa! Waaaaaaa!!!

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